To Exercise or Not…

I’m thinking I should get in a little better shape.  Drop ten pounds or so.  My doctor says “Walk”.  And I should probably do that.  It’s finally cooled down enough so one could walk comfortably…if one wanted to.

But I thought it might be more fun to have some kind of equipment to work out with.  Never mind that I already have a weight machine and an electric treadmill.  Buried somewhere under all the other stuff I store in the spare bedroom.

So I start cyber surfing and the first thing I find…

 The Face Trainer

OK.  I’m getting a wrinkle here and line there. Maybe even a little sag somewhere.  This could work.

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You are supposed to put on this contraption and for ten minutes do a variety of exercises.  It’s resistance training at its best.

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The Face Trainer fits firmly against the skin to provide resistance and helps muscles build and tone all 44 bilaterally symmetrical muscles of the face and neck.  So says its promos.

Uh.  Somehow I think I could do these exercises without the Freddie Kruger mask.

Then I read that the Face Trainer was made by the same company that gave us the No!No!  YesYes!  That permanent hair remover thingy that doesn’t work very well.

But to be fair folks, the Face Trainer is the only FDA registered product of its kind.  Go figure. And, 42 % of participants in a clinical trial reported a reduction in both fine and course lines.  A whopping 71 % of users saw a reduction in sagging.  And 91 % of participants said they would recommend the product to a friend.  Probably so they could laugh at them while they use it.

OK.  That wasn’t going to work. So continuing to surf I found this nifty little product.

The Free Flexor

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The information about this gadget says, “As one of the most dynamic fitness products available, the Free Flexor places over 20 workouts in the palm of your hand.”  Palm of your hand?  Uh huh…

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And it has its own Facebook page.

www.facebook.com/pages/Free-Flexor/153279838062514?sk=timeline

Oh.  How about this devise…

The Tug Toner

It has a Facebook page too… www.facebook.com/tugtoner/timeline

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I…just…don’t…have…words…

Tug-Toner

But you can work out with a friend…

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Just a guess.  But I’m thinking those guys didn’t get to look like that by using these products.

I know these guys didn’t get to look like this by using the Tug Toner…

Patrizo Vaiano

Patrizio Vaiano

Luigi DePisapia

Luigi De Pisapia

SO, have you made that appointment yet?

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Anderson Bedin – Mystery Man?

Anderson Bedin

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The last few weeks pictures of this gorgeous, hunkalicious guy have been posted on a number of the Facebook Sites I follow.  The pics have also been posted on Tumbler.  But no one seems to know anything about him except his birthday which is posted on his Facebook page.  www.facebook.com/dudibg1/photos

He posts no other info on FB.  But he has quite a fan base…5,000 FB friends and almost 600 followers.

Anyway, a friend sent me his picture and said she thought he would be a fantastic romance novel cover model.  I agreed and told her I would do some cyber stalking and see what I could find out.

Google brings up another Anderson Bedin who has a FB page, a twitter account, and a page on Pinterest. But he’s definitely NOT our beautiful guy.  Nope, there was Nothing.  Nada.  Zip.  Zero.  Zilch.  Naught about our guy.

I contacted Carly at Heart Breakers and Soul Shakers  (www.facebook.com/HeartBreakersandSoulShakers ) she couldn’t find out anything about Anderson either.

Well, guess what.  I suddenly find myself in possession of some basic information.

Anderson’s grandparents came from Italy to Brazil where he was born.  He has duel Italian/Brazilian citizenship.  He is 20 years old and lives in Bento Gonçalves, not far from Porto Alegre.  But says he doesn’t like it there and he wants to move to the USA.

Anderson describes himself as “an enterpriser, musician and model aspirant.  I’m owner of two stores, singer of a metal band that will be released in 2015, and waiting next year to maybe sign a good model contract.”  He also says he wants to act in films after he gets the modeling thing going.

Love that smile…

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Anderson’s native language is Portuguese, but he speaks Spanish and English pretty well also.  In his free time he works out at the gym and does professional things to further his career.  He expects to make a final decision as to whether or not to move to the USA within the week.  If so, he plans on going to the San Diego area by December.

He is a very pleasant, upbeat young man with big dreams.  He has thought long and hard about his life and career and is definitely headed in the right direction.

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I predict that we will be seeing and hearing from and about Anderson a lot in the near future.  Let’s hope so…

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Anderson Bedin

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Don’t forget…………

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s Off To The Coast We Go…

So…last week the Biker Boyfriend and I discovered we had Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday with no commitments.  So, it still being in the 90s here, we decided to go to the coast for those days.  We have a brand new motorcycle we’ve only had for two months, and we recently purchased a nice “previously owned” motor home.  (Don’t ya just love that term – sounds sooooo much better than used.)

RV

Anyway, we put the bike in its own little trailer, packed the RV, and proceeded to hook the trailer to the RV.  Low and behold, the lights on the trailer didn’t work properly.  Oh they came on alright.  When they wanted to and not in any relationship to the commands given by the RV.  We took the whole thing to Camping World and convinced them that as we had only recently (less than a month) purchased the RV from them and we were packed and ready to go they should fix it right NOW.  So they put the RV in a bay and two hours later had the whole thing rewired and working.

We hooked the trailer back up to the RV, happily left Camping World and got on the freeway.  Almost immediately, people driving by were waving at us and pointing to the back of the RV.  A big rig pulled in front of us, put on his hazard lights, and slowed way down.  The Biker Boyfriend looked in the backup camera and saw that the trailer was no longer hooked to the RV.  It was being dragged down the road by the safety chains.

We pulled over, and the shoulder was only just wide enough for the RV.  I was standing between the trailer and RV guiding the Biker Boyfriend to back up so we could hook up the trailer again when suddenly the RV lurched.  The Biker Boyfriend got out and said, “Oh my God. We just got sideswiped.  The RV mirror is gone.”  Apparently the shoulder wasn’t quite wide enough.  But we hooked up the trailer again, four lanes of rush hour traffic passing by us at 80 MPH.  We went to get back in the RV and a man was standing there saying he had hit our mirror.  Well, it was nice that he stopped, and his old van had a broken mirror too.  The Biker Boyfriend was too shaken to do anything about it so he told the guy to fix his own mirror and we would fix ours.  OK, that’s fine, it was just one of those accident things that happen.  But I’m guessing that his mirror will cost him about twenty dollars.  I figure our mirror, electric, articulated in two places, and with a heating element…a lot more than that.  They’re probably have to replace the whole mirror unit, and maybe even the whole door, or even the side panel of the RV, at a cost of half a million or more. You know how those things go.

We headed back to Camping World, but they don’t stock mirrors, it has to be ordered.  So the Biker Boyfriend finds a mirror extender that straps onto the side of the existing mirror with two elastic bands.  This will work temporarily for a mirror, but he doesn’t trust the elastic bands.  Half a roll of duct tape later we look like the Beverly Hillbillies going down the road.  We pull into a Kohl’s parking lot so he can change out of his jeans and we can’t get to the clothes closet because we can’t get either one of the slides to open.  We decided to continue on.  We will just work around the slides that won’t open, because now it’s a matter of principal just to get out of town.

We finally got to Morro Bay campground at 8:30 PM having left home at 1:00 PM – usually a two hour trip. We got the RV set up, miraculously the slides worked, and went to bed.  Thursday morning we looked around at the meager supply of food – I wasn’t planning on doing a lot of cooking anyway.  And we decided screw the organic cereal with organic, hormone free milk, and raw sugar.  We rode into town to the local café where the Biker Boyfriend could have the Heart Attack Happening, and I could get the Cholesterol Special.

morro-rock

Breakfast over, we got on the bike and headed up the Pacific Coast Highway.  Fog was just lifting, it was a beautiful day for a ride.  A few miles up the road the check engine light comes on, so the Biker Boyfriend gets off at Cayucos and pulls over.  He turns off the bike and can’t find anything wrong.  So he starts it again, the check engine light is off and we leave.  We get only two more blocks, into the center of town, and the check engine light comes back on, he says, “I smell smoke.”  Then he pulls over real quick and yells, “Get off the bike.”  We both jump off and the motorcycle is frigging on fire.  Just underneath where I rest my left foot.

bike on fire

So the Biker Boyfriend is on the ground, blowing on the flames.  They go out, but pop back up whenever he stops blowing.  Finally he unlocks the saddlebag and grabs a bottle of water and gets the fire out.  We let the bike cool down, he starts it up again.  No check engine light, so he drives it around the block while I wait.  He gets back, everything seems OK, and we figure if it happens again we will call AAA and have it towed back to the campground.

But we learned something.  The check engine light comes on when the bike is on fire.  That’s a good thing to know.

We rode quite a ways up the PCH.  The weather was terrific.  The scenery was beautiful.  We stopped and watched the elephant seals for a while.  Had a great time.

elephant seals

Then as we get back into downtown Morro Bay, he pulls over again and yells, “Get off, it’s on fire again.”  Sure enough.  Fire is going again.  Under the foot rest.  We’re pouring water on it.  People on the sidewalk are handing us bottles of water.  Finally, he gets it put out.  We let it cool down and hope we can get it the two more miles back to camp.  He starts up the bike…no rear brakes.  We limp it back to the campground, park it, and get off.  As we are standing there, shaking our heads, wondering WTF is going on…it bursts into flames AGAIN.

We put it out.  Park the bike in the trailer. Walk across the street to a hole in the wall restaurant where we had quite possibly the best fish and pasta primavera shrimp we have ever eaten.

And yes we did make it home Friday with no problems.  Thank you God.  They call Highway 46 across central California to the coast Blood Alley for a good reason.

No this is not my Biker Boyfriend.

It’s Angel Macho.

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And this is Adam Rothfelder

Adam Rothfelder

My Biker Boyfriend doesn’t quite look like that.  But I love him.

Now these guys are doing their part for Breast Cancer Awareness Month by wearing pink.

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SO, have you made that appointment yet?

pink ribbon

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Some Random Stupid Things

Totally Useless

I was recently given a small white, unscented candle as a party favor.  Uh?  It has no color – it’s not even pretty.  It doesn’t give off enough light to be any good for anything, and it has no aroma.  It is, in fact, a totally useless item.

candle

An ant farm for your wrist.  I don’t think it’s really a farm.  There is no dirt or even food for the ants to move around and farm.  All you can do is watch the ants walk around.  Until they die…from lack of dirt, food, liquid, air…  It’s totally useless.

ant farm

 

They had to make a sign to say there is no sign?  Totally useless.

sign not in use

 

Boneless bananas?  I never knew there was another option.  Where can I buy bananas with the bone still in them?

boneless bananas

What’s the point?  Get a cheeseburger on the way in to your Weight Watchers meeting, and a sub sandwich on the way out…

weight watchers

 

Now this is just way too cool…old bikers don’t give up…they just get one of these…

motorcyle wheelchair

 

And remember all the six packs I’ve been posting?  Here are some eight packs…enjoy.

8 pack

 

8 pack-2

 

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Oh, Yeah.  Remember – October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

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Let’s All Get Naked

Have you noticed a lot more nudity on television lately?  Either they are showing more, or I’m just watching more TV.

Gigolos started on Showtime in April 2011 and has just been booked for its sixth season.  Even though it’s alleged that the sex is simulated, at least you had to subscribe to Showtime, so hopefully you knew what you were getting.

Gigolos

Then there is Boardwalk Empire.  I thought it was a soft porn movie when I first walked in on an episode.  But again, you have to subscribe to HBO to see that.

Nucky

But Hell on Wheels?  That’s on the American Movie Channel…prime time…regular cable…and it has shown some pretty pornish scenes.

hell on wheels

Naked and Afraid.  This show debuted on the Discovery Channel in 2013.  Each episode features two survivalists, a man and a woman, who meet each other for the first time and are sent into the wilderness for 21 days.  They take off all their clothes and are dropped into some remote jungle or mountain or desert area where they must find water, food, shelter, and clothing within the environment.

Really?  I mean, who does that?  Did you know that EVERY insect, spider, and snake in the jungle in poisonous?  How’s that working while you’re walking around naked.  I mean even the local natives are wearing at least little aprons and penis shields.

Now there’s a fashion statement for ya…

penis sheath

Then there is Buying Naked.  In this show on The Learning Channel, a nudist couple wants to buy a home.  “What could go wrong?” asks a Florida real estate agent Jackie Youngblood. “We’re just mixing regular clothed people with some naked people – that’s normal, right?”

buying naked

Just where is that normal?  Not in my neighborhood.  And interestingly, while Ms. Youngblood is herself a nudist, she remains clothed while her clients are naked.  Hmmm?

And finally there is Dating Naked.  This show debuted in July of this year.  A naked male dater and a naked female dater meet and go on dates.  I’m thinking dinner and a movie might be a little challenging.  But hey, there’s always soaking in the hot tub, splashing around in the pool, and frolicking on the deserted sandy beach.

dating naked

And during one of these naked frolics, the naked female dater bent over and her naked crotch area was fully exposed for several seconds.  Some editor missed these few seconds and did not blur out her naked crotch area, which she claims is a violation of her contract with the show to not show exposed private parts.  So even though she met the naked male dater while she was naked, and she was walking around naked in front of producers, directors, camera people, and film crew, now that several million people have possibly seen her naked crotch area for a few seconds – if they didn’t blink – she is suing VH1 for ten million dollars.  Yes folks, she is “shocked, horrified and outraged to observe this intrusion into her privacy for all to see,” reads the suit. “Immediately Plaintiff became subject to ridicule by those watching… Plaintiff has suffered and continues to suffer extreme emotional distress, mental anguish, humiliation and embarrassment…”

Oh…and the guy she was dating before the show never called her again.  What?!

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Oops.  Maybe HE didn’t want the whole world seeing her naked crotch area on TV.  Ya think?

But really – do you want to see totally naked people running around?  Isn’t it much more fun to guess what’s under there?

suit porn

I mean…use your imagination…

Jase Dean

OK – maybe not…

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Jase Dean

 

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Make an Appointment

It’s September and you know what that means.  It means it’s almost October and you know what that mean.  October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

mammogramming

So hurry up and make that appointment.

mammogram

I used to get both a mammogram and a breast ultrasound every 6 months…dense breast tissue and all that.  Then in July three years ago both tests showed a small “spot” on the right side and a biopsy was scheduled.  I wasn’t worried.  I’d had a biopsy before and it was just a cyst.  Besides, there is no family history, I was healthy – as in never sick, don’t eat much red meat, never smoked, rarely drank, and everything I put in my mouth is either organic or natural.  But as I waited for a call from the doctor…I knew…I just knew.

So the next few weeks were a whirlwind of doctor’s appointments and more tests…X-rays, CAT scan, MRI, PET scan EKG.  Did they use up all the letters of the alphabet on those names?  Just a little incision on the side, take out the lump.  A lumpectomy. Lumpectomy.  It’s a funny word isn’t it?  Sounds so non medical.  Lump of what?  Coal?  Lard?  Why isn’t it a growthectomy?  Or tumorectomy?  Or cancerectomy?  Or…whatever…?

I asked the surgeon how long it would take to recover from the surgery.  I have a writer’s critique group every Monday and I didn’t want to miss any meetings.  He said I would be up and around in three or four days.  So I scheduled the surgery for the next Tuesday so I would be recovered and able to go to the following Monday meeting.  What I discovered after the surgery was that “up and around in three or four days” REALLY meant that I might be able to drag myself out of bed and to the bathroom by myself in three or four days.  And what’s with the drain tube coming out of the side of my boob into a bag that has to be emptied every few hours!?  Didn’t see that one coming.  And taking it out 10 days later…the absolute worst five seconds of pain I’ve ever had in my life!

On the humorous side, a few days after surgery, two of the grandkids were staying with us overnight.  I was crashed out in the lounge chair.  The Hubby was trying to wash dishes and get dinner, and get the kids into the shower. The 10 year old granddaughter was standing by a huge pile of laundry on the end of the couch, naked and wet, flinging clothes everywhere screaming “I can’t find any underwear!”  The 8 year old grandson was in the shower, using all the hot water and singing at the top of his lungs.  The two dogs were running everywhere in the confusion.  Suddenly the 8 year old was at the top of the stairs, also wet and naked, screaming, “The dog threw up!”   Yes, the 130 pound German Shepherd, who earlier in the day had eaten most of a huge bag of M&Ms – think Costco – think peanut M&Ms – went upstairs to the kids bedroom and threw up.  I couldn’t help it.  I laughed so hard I thought I would split stitches.  Welcome to my world Hubby…it’s your turn for a change.

I didn’t make that Monday meeting.  Or the Monday after that either.  After a month I was beginning to feel pretty good, but then, guess what?  They had said that all the scans showed it wasn’t in my lymph nodes.  But it was.  The surgeon removed 14 nodes and those pesky little cancer buggers where in 4 of them.  So on to chemo.  Twenty two weeks from beginning to end.  My long (I could sit on it), straight, blond hair started to fall out.  I cut it and donated it.

And all the side effects from the chemo…Jeeze.  For 4 days after each chemo I could hardly get out of bed.  I threw up.  My usually overactive immune system crashed and I had to get belly injections for a week after each chemo to build it back up.  I got dehydrated, got mouth thrush.  I felt sick all the time. I had NO energy.  My mouth tasted like a toxic waste facility.  I lost 30 pounds.  OK, I was a little overweight, but not my first choice of diet plans.

I had to have a port in my chest so they could plug the IV into it for the toxic chemicals they were giving me.  I didn’t want a port – it’s a put-to-sleep 15 minute surgery to put it in and take it out.  I told the doctor I wanted an IV in my arm each time I got chemo.  She said one of the three chemicals they were giving me was so toxic that if it got on my skin at all it would eat it away.  So…it’s OK to put it in the port that has a long tube that goes DIRECTLY into my heart…!?  And that same chemical was bright red…so I peed pink for the rest of the day.

Seven weeks of radiation was not bad, except you had to go five days a week.  We joked about just dragging the trailer out to the parking lot and living there.  I did get some radiation burns the last couple of weeks, but – good side effect, it blasted all the hair under my arms so I don’t have to shave there anymore.

A year of my life set aside battling this horrid condition.  But I am good now.  Healthy again.  My hair is just below my shoulders and came back in curly.  Recently ran into a friend I hadn’t seen since my hair all fell out.  She asked, “Who does your hair to make it all curly like that?”  I said, “God.”

Anyone can get breast cancer.  I have a 30 year old friend that got it, and a 98 year old great aunt that was diagnosed with it.  One in eight women will get breast cancer.  Look around at seven of your friends…is it gonna be one of them…or you?

So ladies…make that appointment…get those mammies grammed!!

fight like a girl

tatas free

Then check out these links…

http://insteftershumbleopinion.wordpress.com/2014/08/25/release-blitz-inked-anthology/

This blog has Inked Anthology on sale and all the profits will go into a fund for mastectomy survivors in the NW to get cover up tattoos from Madame Lazonga.  Then go to her links and see some of her marvelous work.

www.madamelazongastattoo.com      https://www.facebook.com/madamelazongatattoo

cancer tattoo

Do you believe that Facebook banned this picture due to nudity?  The backlash was so strong that they finally relented and it can now be posted on FB.

 

More Links you might like…

https://www.facebook.com/zachzeilerfanpage

http://www.simplyshredded.com/zach-zeiler.html

Zach Zeiler Cancer Survivor

This is Zach Zeiler.  Diagnosed at 15 with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.  By the time he was done with chemo he weighed 106 pounds.   Zach is now 20 years old, healthy and an ISSA Certified Trainer (International Sports Sciences Association).

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Thumbs up – Cancer down

Watch the story… www.facebook.com/KGET17News/posts/10152288038226314

David

Naythan Bryant, David Marcus, Kevin Charette

David is fighting his second bout with colon cancer.  He started thumbs-up-cancer-down with a little help from some friends.  Go to the web page  www.thumbsupcancerdown.com/  and check it out.  They have almost 1,000 thumbs up photos in their gallery.  And they have a celebrity gallery with thumbs up pictures of everyone from House Speaker John Boehner to the Rock Band Korn.  AND…Naythan is now in remission from leukemia.

 

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Moscow Express

Found this great band I have fallen in love with.  This is Mike Michels.  He plays in the band.

https://www.facebook.com/mike.michels.7?fref=ts

This is not a mug shot…it’s a picture from his Google Page.

Mike Michels

Mike lives in the Netherlands.  He’s an English teacher and excels at martial arts.

Sensei Mike M

I first made friends with him through a mutual Facebook friend in England.  Last week Mike posted this on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN16n6Vgs58&feature=youtu.be

It’s called “Bigfoot Don’t Live Here Anymore”.  It’s a really cute song, got a great catchy tune.  I haven’t been able to get out of my head.  I’m still singing the chorus.

This one is called Queen Anne’s Revenge.  Great harmonies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDfOY8gctnQ&list=UUIIT3965gc6XXAvngZfF2gw

There are a couple of other songs on YouTube also – check them out.  And visit their Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Moscow-Express/119531404792754?sk=timeline

 

I promise I’ll get back to the hunky men pictures with my next blog.  Oh Jeeze…no I won’t.  OK…I’ll do it now…

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Did you know:

Musicians Really ARE Sexier: Scientists find that carrying a guitar increases your chance of getting a date by a third

An article in the Daily Mail describes three studies that show that women are more attracted to men with guitars.

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Professor Nicolas Gueguen, a behavioral sciences researcher at the University of South Brittany found that carrying a guitar can increase the chances of you getting a date by a third.  The study found that women were 31% more likely to give their number to a man carrying a guitar. That was double the amount of women who would give their number to the same man when he was empty-handed or carrying a gym bag.

Go here to read the entire article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2320752/Music-really-food-love-French-scientists-carrying-guitar-increases-chance-getting-date-third.html

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Procrastination is the Art of Living in Yesterday

muse

So again, I’m sitting here at the computer and totally at a loss as to what I should blog about.  I started this blog intending to write about Romance.  And I have written about Romance.  Quite a bit.  I thought I would never run out of things to write about Romance.

stressed

So now I’m stressed because I need to get a blog out and the more I think about what I should write, the more my mind goes blank.  And I suddenly realize it’s probably because…

one bed short

Now I’m highly disturbed….

disturbed

And I realize it all started when someone said…

have kids

I tried to be a good mom.  I let the kids pitch in and help around the house…

baby duster

But they were so time consuming…

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I mean really…I fed them last night.

But I’ll get back at them…someday…

when I get old

In the mean time, I’m going to the doctor for a prescription…

antidepressant

And after following those instructions, I will get out my romance novels and dream about hunkalicious guys…

Diamantis

Diamantis

Justin Barringer

Justin Barringer

Mario Blanco

Mario Blanco

Don Allen

Don Allen

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Browsing Pinterest

So I was on Pinterest yesterday and came across some posts about back fat.  Huh?  I’d never heard of that before.  And in doing a little more research, I discovered it’s also called bra bulge.

back fat

Most of the posts were about exercises for getting rid of back fat.  Is this a serious issue for a lot of people?  I mean, it seems if you have back fat, you’ve had fat lots of other places before you had back fat.

 

Are you admiring the attractive body shape of Miranda? Try this moisture-wicking shaping bra that serves the function of modifying armpit fat and back fat.  It will help you to possess amazing curves like her.
Miranda

Ah…but not to worry.  Get rid of your back fat…oh, and your armpit fat…really…armpit fat?  Anyway…get rid of those by using this snazzy little piece of apparel and you’ll look just like Miranda here.

WRONG. Miranda looks like that because of genetics, liposuction, and because she eats a spoonful of cottage cheese and three peas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner…every day.

 

Well, continuing my travels through Pinterest, I came across this little item.

nude bra

Yes folks, the Invisible Strap Nude Silicone Bra.  That can’t be comfortable.  Just saying…

But it comes in several styles and colors.  Some don’t even have straps.  You use an adhesive to keep it on.  Have we really come to this.  Gluing our bras onto our boobs so we have cleavage.

black bra

Any hoo…continuing with my research, I found this little number.

realistic breasts

“Realistic Open Breast Bra with Silicone Forms : SuddenlyFem’s latest creation for those of you that like the look of real breasts and admire the sensual, sleek look of an open breast bra design, this will be the perfect solution for you. We have adapted our 100% medical grade silicone breast forms to adhere with Velcro to the inside edges of this sexy lace front bra which is included in your package in both black and nude.”

I thought it was for somebody who was just flat chested.  But I kept looking at the model.  Kind of a hard angular look to her face…and those arm and shoulder muscles.  Then I noticed that this little item could be purchased at www.crossdresser.com

 

OK…moving on…

bosom cups

Yikes.  If she wore a Wonderbra she’d smother herself.

 

I don’t know how I got to be the age I am and not have known about any of these products.  Something new to learn every day I suppose.  Or it could be because I would rather look at other kinds of pictures.

Remember the pictures of all the six packs from a few posts ago.  I actually found an eight pack.

eight pack

(Yes Carly – you can use this picture. www.facebook.com/pages/Heart-Breakers-Soul-Shakers )

And a few more pictures I just can’t get enough of looking at…

Leon Garcia

Leon

 

Robbie Gambrel

Robbie

 

Colin Wayne

colin-wayne

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More Stupid Stuff from the Internet…

Baby Pole Dancing.  Really?  And look at those fishnet stockings.  I say it’s another Motherhood of the Year Award right out the window.

baby pole dancing

And all this time I thought you were supposed to unplug the mixer and take the beaters out of it before giving it to the kids.

cake beatters

This product is sold on Amazon and is described as a Korean acupressure device. You roll it around on your hand and it cures your arthritis…or something like that.

acupuncture device

Wait.  This is an acupuncture device? For your hands?  Oh no…I’ve been using it totally wrong.

 

Really?  Double the fun…?  I just don’t have words…

fundies

 

Well OK… It does roast a hot dog…

roast weenie

Not quite sure what’s wrong with that woman’s neck or that man’s face.  And if you can get past the picture…well there’s the title.

If It'sTuesday

FYI.  This book is available as one of a two book set at both Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

 

This is what happens when men are left unsupervised.

unsupervised men

 

You only had one job to do.  At least you know that north is always…well north…at the top.

N-E-S-W

 

Of course not everything on the Internet is Stupid…

 

I don’t drink milk often, but when I do, I like to lick it off a random hot guy.

got milk

 

My my…would you look at those gas pumps.  They’re antiques.  They must be worth a lot.

gas pumps

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