Some Random Stupid Things

Totally Useless

I was recently given a small white, unscented candle as a party favor.  Uh?  It has no color – it’s not even pretty.  It doesn’t give off enough light to be any good for anything, and it has no aroma.  It is, in fact, a totally useless item.

candle

An ant farm for your wrist.  I don’t think it’s really a farm.  There is no dirt or even food for the ants to move around and farm.  All you can do is watch the ants walk around.  Until they die…from lack of dirt, food, liquid, air…  It’s totally useless.

ant farm

 

They had to make a sign to say there is no sign?  Totally useless.

sign not in use

 

Boneless bananas?  I never knew there was another option.  Where can I buy bananas with the bone still in them?

boneless bananas

What’s the point?  Get a cheeseburger on the way in to your Weight Watchers meeting, and a sub sandwich on the way out…

weight watchers

 

Now this is just way too cool…old bikers don’t give up…they just get one of these…

motorcyle wheelchair

 

And remember all the six packs I’ve been posting?  Here are some eight packs…enjoy.

8 pack

 

8 pack-2

 

8 pack - 3

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Oh, Yeah.  Remember – October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

pink ribbon

GET  THOSE  MAMMIES  GRAMMED – NOW

 

Let’s All Get Naked

Have you noticed a lot more nudity on television lately?  Either they are showing more, or I’m just watching more TV.

Gigolos started on Showtime in April 2011 and has just been booked for its sixth season.  Even though it’s alleged that the sex is simulated, at least you had to subscribe to Showtime, so hopefully you knew what you were getting.

Gigolos

Then there is Boardwalk Empire.  I thought it was a soft porn movie when I first walked in on an episode.  But again, you have to subscribe to HBO to see that.

Nucky

But Hell on Wheels?  That’s on the American Movie Channel…prime time…regular cable…and it has shown some pretty pornish scenes.

hell on wheels

Naked and Afraid.  This show debuted on the Discovery Channel in 2013.  Each episode features two survivalists, a man and a woman, who meet each other for the first time and are sent into the wilderness for 21 days.  They take off all their clothes and are dropped into some remote jungle or mountain or desert area where they must find water, food, shelter, and clothing within the environment.

Really?  I mean, who does that?  Did you know that EVERY insect, spider, and snake in the jungle in poisonous?  How’s that working while you’re walking around naked.  I mean even the local natives are wearing at least little aprons and penis shields.

Now there’s a fashion statement for ya…

penis sheath

Then there is Buying Naked.  In this show on The Learning Channel, a nudist couple wants to buy a home.  “What could go wrong?” asks a Florida real estate agent Jackie Youngblood. “We’re just mixing regular clothed people with some naked people – that’s normal, right?”

buying naked

Just where is that normal?  Not in my neighborhood.  And interestingly, while Ms. Youngblood is herself a nudist, she remains clothed while her clients are naked.  Hmmm?

And finally there is Dating Naked.  This show debuted in July of this year.  A naked male dater and a naked female dater meet and go on dates.  I’m thinking dinner and a movie might be a little challenging.  But hey, there’s always soaking in the hot tub, splashing around in the pool, and frolicking on the deserted sandy beach.

dating naked

And during one of these naked frolics, the naked female dater bent over and her naked crotch area was fully exposed for several seconds.  Some editor missed these few seconds and did not blur out her naked crotch area, which she claims is a violation of her contract with the show to not show exposed private parts.  So even though she met the naked male dater while she was naked, and she was walking around naked in front of producers, directors, camera people, and film crew, now that several million people have possibly seen her naked crotch area for a few seconds – if they didn’t blink – she is suing VH1 for ten million dollars.  Yes folks, she is “shocked, horrified and outraged to observe this intrusion into her privacy for all to see,” reads the suit. “Immediately Plaintiff became subject to ridicule by those watching… Plaintiff has suffered and continues to suffer extreme emotional distress, mental anguish, humiliation and embarrassment…”

Oh…and the guy she was dating before the show never called her again.  What?!

baby-ohhh

Oops.  Maybe HE didn’t want the whole world seeing her naked crotch area on TV.  Ya think?

But really – do you want to see totally naked people running around?  Isn’t it much more fun to guess what’s under there?

suit porn

I mean…use your imagination…

Jase Dean

OK – maybe not…

Jase Dean - 2

Jase Dean

 

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Make an Appointment

It’s September and you know what that means.  It means it’s almost October and you know what that mean.  October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

mammogramming

So hurry up and make that appointment.

mammogram

I used to get both a mammogram and a breast ultrasound every 6 months…dense breast tissue and all that.  Then in July three years ago both tests showed a small “spot” on the right side and a biopsy was scheduled.  I wasn’t worried.  I’d had a biopsy before and it was just a cyst.  Besides, there is no family history, I was healthy – as in never sick, don’t eat much red meat, never smoked, rarely drank, and everything I put in my mouth is either organic or natural.  But as I waited for a call from the doctor…I knew…I just knew.

So the next few weeks were a whirlwind of doctor’s appointments and more tests…X-rays, CAT scan, MRI, PET scan EKG.  Did they use up all the letters of the alphabet on those names?  Just a little incision on the side, take out the lump.  A lumpectomy. Lumpectomy.  It’s a funny word isn’t it?  Sounds so non medical.  Lump of what?  Coal?  Lard?  Why isn’t it a growthectomy?  Or tumorectomy?  Or cancerectomy?  Or…whatever…?

I asked the surgeon how long it would take to recover from the surgery.  I have a writer’s critique group every Monday and I didn’t want to miss any meetings.  He said I would be up and around in three or four days.  So I scheduled the surgery for the next Tuesday so I would be recovered and able to go to the following Monday meeting.  What I discovered after the surgery was that “up and around in three or four days” REALLY meant that I might be able to drag myself out of bed and to the bathroom by myself in three or four days.  And what’s with the drain tube coming out of the side of my boob into a bag that has to be emptied every few hours!?  Didn’t see that one coming.  And taking it out 10 days later…the absolute worst five seconds of pain I’ve ever had in my life!

On the humorous side, a few days after surgery, two of the grandkids were staying with us overnight.  I was crashed out in the lounge chair.  The Hubby was trying to wash dishes and get dinner, and get the kids into the shower. The 10 year old granddaughter was standing by a huge pile of laundry on the end of the couch, naked and wet, flinging clothes everywhere screaming “I can’t find any underwear!”  The 8 year old grandson was in the shower, using all the hot water and singing at the top of his lungs.  The two dogs were running everywhere in the confusion.  Suddenly the 8 year old was at the top of the stairs, also wet and naked, screaming, “The dog threw up!”   Yes, the 130 pound German Shepherd, who earlier in the day had eaten most of a huge bag of M&Ms – think Costco – think peanut M&Ms – went upstairs to the kids bedroom and threw up.  I couldn’t help it.  I laughed so hard I thought I would split stitches.  Welcome to my world Hubby…it’s your turn for a change.

I didn’t make that Monday meeting.  Or the Monday after that either.  After a month I was beginning to feel pretty good, but then, guess what?  They had said that all the scans showed it wasn’t in my lymph nodes.  But it was.  The surgeon removed 14 nodes and those pesky little cancer buggers where in 4 of them.  So on to chemo.  Twenty two weeks from beginning to end.  My long (I could sit on it), straight, blond hair started to fall out.  I cut it and donated it.

And all the side effects from the chemo…Jeeze.  For 4 days after each chemo I could hardly get out of bed.  I threw up.  My usually overactive immune system crashed and I had to get belly injections for a week after each chemo to build it back up.  I got dehydrated, got mouth thrush.  I felt sick all the time. I had NO energy.  My mouth tasted like a toxic waste facility.  I lost 30 pounds.  OK, I was a little overweight, but not my first choice of diet plans.

I had to have a port in my chest so they could plug the IV into it for the toxic chemicals they were giving me.  I didn’t want a port – it’s a put-to-sleep 15 minute surgery to put it in and take it out.  I told the doctor I wanted an IV in my arm each time I got chemo.  She said one of the three chemicals they were giving me was so toxic that if it got on my skin at all it would eat it away.  So…it’s OK to put it in the port that has a long tube that goes DIRECTLY into my heart…!?  And that same chemical was bright red…so I peed pink for the rest of the day.

Seven weeks of radiation was not bad, except you had to go five days a week.  We joked about just dragging the trailer out to the parking lot and living there.  I did get some radiation burns the last couple of weeks, but – good side effect, it blasted all the hair under my arms so I don’t have to shave there anymore.

A year of my life set aside battling this horrid condition.  But I am good now.  Healthy again.  My hair is just below my shoulders and came back in curly.  Recently ran into a friend I hadn’t seen since my hair all fell out.  She asked, “Who does your hair to make it all curly like that?”  I said, “God.”

Anyone can get breast cancer.  I have a 30 year old friend that got it, and a 98 year old great aunt that was diagnosed with it.  One in eight women will get breast cancer.  Look around at seven of your friends…is it gonna be one of them…or you?

So ladies…make that appointment…get those mammies grammed!!

fight like a girl

tatas free

Then check out these links…

http://insteftershumbleopinion.wordpress.com/2014/08/25/release-blitz-inked-anthology/

This blog has Inked Anthology on sale and all the profits will go into a fund for mastectomy survivors in the NW to get cover up tattoos from Madame Lazonga.  Then go to her links and see some of her marvelous work.

www.madamelazongastattoo.com      https://www.facebook.com/madamelazongatattoo

cancer tattoo

Do you believe that Facebook banned this picture due to nudity?  The backlash was so strong that they finally relented and it can now be posted on FB.

 

More Links you might like…

https://www.facebook.com/zachzeilerfanpage

http://www.simplyshredded.com/zach-zeiler.html

Zach Zeiler Cancer Survivor

This is Zach Zeiler.  Diagnosed at 15 with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.  By the time he was done with chemo he weighed 106 pounds.   Zach is now 20 years old, healthy and an ISSA Certified Trainer (International Sports Sciences Association).

Zach Zeiler -1

Zach Zeiler - 2

 

Thumbs up – Cancer down

Watch the story… www.facebook.com/KGET17News/posts/10152288038226314

David

Naythan Bryant, David Marcus, Kevin Charette

David is fighting his second bout with colon cancer.  He started thumbs-up-cancer-down with a little help from some friends.  Go to the web page  www.thumbsupcancerdown.com/  and check it out.  They have almost 1,000 thumbs up photos in their gallery.  And they have a celebrity gallery with thumbs up pictures of everyone from House Speaker John Boehner to the Rock Band Korn.  AND…Naythan is now in remission from leukemia.

 

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Moscow Express

Found this great band I have fallen in love with.  This is Mike Michels.  He plays in the band.

https://www.facebook.com/mike.michels.7?fref=ts

This is not a mug shot…it’s a picture from his Google Page.

Mike Michels

Mike lives in the Netherlands.  He’s an English teacher and excels at martial arts.

Sensei Mike M

I first made friends with him through a mutual Facebook friend in England.  Last week Mike posted this on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN16n6Vgs58&feature=youtu.be

It’s called “Bigfoot Don’t Live Here Anymore”.  It’s a really cute song, got a great catchy tune.  I haven’t been able to get out of my head.  I’m still singing the chorus.

This one is called Queen Anne’s Revenge.  Great harmonies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDfOY8gctnQ&list=UUIIT3965gc6XXAvngZfF2gw

There are a couple of other songs on YouTube also – check them out.  And visit their Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Moscow-Express/119531404792754?sk=timeline

 

I promise I’ll get back to the hunky men pictures with my next blog.  Oh Jeeze…no I won’t.  OK…I’ll do it now…

guitar 3

Did you know:

Musicians Really ARE Sexier: Scientists find that carrying a guitar increases your chance of getting a date by a third

An article in the Daily Mail describes three studies that show that women are more attracted to men with guitars.

guitar 1

Professor Nicolas Gueguen, a behavioral sciences researcher at the University of South Brittany found that carrying a guitar can increase the chances of you getting a date by a third.  The study found that women were 31% more likely to give their number to a man carrying a guitar. That was double the amount of women who would give their number to the same man when he was empty-handed or carrying a gym bag.

Go here to read the entire article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2320752/Music-really-food-love-French-scientists-carrying-guitar-increases-chance-getting-date-third.html

guitar 2
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Procrastination is the Art of Living in Yesterday

muse

So again, I’m sitting here at the computer and totally at a loss as to what I should blog about.  I started this blog intending to write about Romance.  And I have written about Romance.  Quite a bit.  I thought I would never run out of things to write about Romance.

stressed

So now I’m stressed because I need to get a blog out and the more I think about what I should write, the more my mind goes blank.  And I suddenly realize it’s probably because…

one bed short

Now I’m highly disturbed….

disturbed

And I realize it all started when someone said…

have kids

I tried to be a good mom.  I let the kids pitch in and help around the house…

baby duster

But they were so time consuming…

cooking - 2

I mean really…I fed them last night.

But I’ll get back at them…someday…

when I get old

In the mean time, I’m going to the doctor for a prescription…

antidepressant

And after following those instructions, I will get out my romance novels and dream about hunkalicious guys…

Diamantis

Diamantis

Justin Barringer

Justin Barringer

Mario Blanco

Mario Blanco

Don Allen

Don Allen

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Browsing Pinterest

So I was on Pinterest yesterday and came across some posts about back fat.  Huh?  I’d never heard of that before.  And in doing a little more research, I discovered it’s also called bra bulge.

back fat

Most of the posts were about exercises for getting rid of back fat.  Is this a serious issue for a lot of people?  I mean, it seems if you have back fat, you’ve had fat lots of other places before you had back fat.

 

Are you admiring the attractive body shape of Miranda? Try this moisture-wicking shaping bra that serves the function of modifying armpit fat and back fat.  It will help you to possess amazing curves like her.
Miranda

Ah…but not to worry.  Get rid of your back fat…oh, and your armpit fat…really…armpit fat?  Anyway…get rid of those by using this snazzy little piece of apparel and you’ll look just like Miranda here.

WRONG. Miranda looks like that because of genetics, liposuction, and because she eats a spoonful of cottage cheese and three peas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner…every day.

 

Well, continuing my travels through Pinterest, I came across this little item.

nude bra

Yes folks, the Invisible Strap Nude Silicone Bra.  That can’t be comfortable.  Just saying…

But it comes in several styles and colors.  Some don’t even have straps.  You use an adhesive to keep it on.  Have we really come to this.  Gluing our bras onto our boobs so we have cleavage.

black bra

Any hoo…continuing with my research, I found this little number.

realistic breasts

“Realistic Open Breast Bra with Silicone Forms : SuddenlyFem’s latest creation for those of you that like the look of real breasts and admire the sensual, sleek look of an open breast bra design, this will be the perfect solution for you. We have adapted our 100% medical grade silicone breast forms to adhere with Velcro to the inside edges of this sexy lace front bra which is included in your package in both black and nude.”

I thought it was for somebody who was just flat chested.  But I kept looking at the model.  Kind of a hard angular look to her face…and those arm and shoulder muscles.  Then I noticed that this little item could be purchased at www.crossdresser.com

 

OK…moving on…

bosom cups

Yikes.  If she wore a Wonderbra she’d smother herself.

 

I don’t know how I got to be the age I am and not have known about any of these products.  Something new to learn every day I suppose.  Or it could be because I would rather look at other kinds of pictures.

Remember the pictures of all the six packs from a few posts ago.  I actually found an eight pack.

eight pack

(Yes Carly – you can use this picture. www.facebook.com/pages/Heart-Breakers-Soul-Shakers )

And a few more pictures I just can’t get enough of looking at…

Leon Garcia

Leon

 

Robbie Gambrel

Robbie

 

Colin Wayne

colin-wayne

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More Stupid Stuff from the Internet…

Baby Pole Dancing.  Really?  And look at those fishnet stockings.  I say it’s another Motherhood of the Year Award right out the window.

baby pole dancing

And all this time I thought you were supposed to unplug the mixer and take the beaters out of it before giving it to the kids.

cake beatters

This product is sold on Amazon and is described as a Korean acupressure device. You roll it around on your hand and it cures your arthritis…or something like that.

acupuncture device

Wait.  This is an acupuncture device? For your hands?  Oh no…I’ve been using it totally wrong.

 

Really?  Double the fun…?  I just don’t have words…

fundies

 

Well OK… It does roast a hot dog…

roast weenie

Not quite sure what’s wrong with that woman’s neck or that man’s face.  And if you can get past the picture…well there’s the title.

If It'sTuesday

FYI.  This book is available as one of a two book set at both Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

 

This is what happens when men are left unsupervised.

unsupervised men

 

You only had one job to do.  At least you know that north is always…well north…at the top.

N-E-S-W

 

Of course not everything on the Internet is Stupid…

 

I don’t drink milk often, but when I do, I like to lick it off a random hot guy.

got milk

 

My my…would you look at those gas pumps.  They’re antiques.  They must be worth a lot.

gas pumps

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The Orca King – book review

I was struggling over the weekend for a subject for my blog today.  Then low and behold I found this great book review on Smart Bitches Trashy Books.  I just couldn’t keep it to myself so I decided to re-blog it.  It’s a little long but hilariously funny and well worth the read.

Review: The Orca King by Darragha Foster

Jul 14, 2014 02:00 am

by Elyse

Grade: C-
Title: The Orca King
Author: Foster
Publication Info: Liquid Silver Books 2005
ISBN: B00408AXVO
Genre: Paranormal

wale

I was browsing through my library’s online catalog of audio book downloads when I stumbled across The Orca King by Darragha Foster. I am not a huge fan of a paranormal romance, but when fate puts an erotic orca-shifter novella in front of me, I am not about to pass that up.

It turned out to be the craziest of crazy sauce books I’ve read in a long goddamn time.

The Orca King is a 72 page book about a Native American orca-shifter named Tamanass “Big Tom” Tyee aka Chief, who is waiting for one true love to be reincarnated. While he’s doing that waiting he’s spending his time split between living as a man and as a rogue orca (one who doesn’t belong to a pod) and inseminating females (both orca and human). His seed keeps the pod/tribe strong, you see. Also his penis allows you to time travel (more on that later).

Now first of all, there is no orca-on-human lovin’ in this book, so you can put that fear right out of your mind. There is a dream sequence where the hero and heroine sixty-nine in the ocean, which is goddamn impressive if you ask me. I can’t even have sex in the shower without feeling like I’m drowning.

The book opens with Marian, the heroine, about to embark on a whale-watching tour.  She won a vacation to a small island and the whale watching is part of the package. Marian is reflecting on her feeling of ennui and that her life, particularly her love life, just isn’t working out. She’s also horny.

On the whale watching tour, the group is fortunate to see a large rogue orca male called Ghost Father. Ghost Father is believed to be about 100 years old. He doesn’t belong to any pod but periodically shows up to mate with female orcas. Everyone is in awe of Ghost Father, especially Marian who feels drawn to him, exhilarated.

Marian could feel the beastie’s the presence […], smell his salty aroma. She could taste the salt spray on her lips. He looked at her as if he could see right through her.

Then the whale does the unexpected. He offers the boat a dead salmon, which is believed to be a courting gift. Marian has the idea that they have to accept the salmon, so they take a net and pull the dead fish from the water. Then Ghost Father rolls over and shows everyone his whale erection.

Yes, I actually just typed “Ghost Father rolls over and shows everyone his whale erection” in a review. You’re welcome.

Carrie S, who is now the Smart Bitches Science Officer, went on a Google expedition and discovered that whale penises are prehensile. Now I am disappointed that Ghost Father didn’t offer Marian the salmon with his penis, which would have been a more impressive gesture, quite frankly.

Anyway, Marian gives the salmon back, Ghost Father has sex with a female orca in front of the boat like he’s showing off, and then everyone goes on their merry way.

Marian is still overwhelmed by the experience and still horny.

She whispered, her arms still outstretched, “Ghost Father, you are magnificent.”

Now, back in March I also went on a whale-watching tour where I got to see some whales up close. I can say that I was feeling several things at the time:

1. awe at seeing such an amazing animal up close
2. nausea from being in a Zodiac in the ocean, bobbing around and
3. terror that the breaching whale was going to swamp the boat. I don’t believe arousal entered into it at any point.

To be fair, the whale we saw breaching was a calf, so maybe if it was a studly, older, George Clooney whale I would have been turned on, but I doubt it.

Anyway, Marian is still thinking about Ghost Father when she’s driving to dinner that night. Her car breaks down in the woods (where even the trees look like penises) and she is helped by a handsome Native American stranger who goes by “Chief.” While they wait for her swamped engine to cool (is that a thing engines do? I legitimately don’t know) they get to talking and Chief is all mysterious and full of Yoda-like vague advice about her path in life.

Then they go for a walk in the woods and overcome with desire they knock boots on a magical rock. It’s the best sex that Marian has ever had:

He exploded within her, filling her with an ocean of love and hope.

AN OCEAN OF LOVE AND HOPE.

That’s gonna be drippy.

When Marian wakes up, she’s in her car smashed into the front of a tree. She thinks she dreamed the whole smexing of the hot dude on the magic rock. She goes to the doctor because…car accident duh, but when she gets there she finds she has bruises on her back from the hot rock smexing. Also her lady business feels tingly.

The doctor is worried that someone raped Marian while she was unconscious after the accident and wants to do a rape kit, but Marian knows the truth. She really did meet Chief and they really did have a spiritual/genital connection.

“Whatever he did to me, whatever he left inside me, I want to keep.”

IT WAS AN OCEAN OF LOVE AND HOPE, MARIAN. WE JUST WENT OVER THAT.

Then Marian learns about this legend of an orca-shifter and how he got a local woman pregnant 100 years ago and how she jumped off the hot smexing rock with her baby when he abandoned her, and she’s all upset. Then there’s a scene with a Native American fortune teller called Granny (“Granny” and “Chief,” great), and Granny tells Marian she (Marian, not Granny) is pregnant and the re-incarnated spirit of Chief’s long dead love, and yeah, Chief is sometimes a whale, be cool with it.

When Marian meets Chief again he tells her he’s been waiting for her to be reborn again so they can be in love, and he didn’t abandon her 100 years ago and he can take her into the past and show her—with his penis.

Yes, the magical time travel device in this book is not a blue police call box, but his wiener. And it has to be inside of her to work.

Look, if some dude came up to me and was like, we can travel through time, but only by having intercourse, I would get the bear mace…unless… Yeah, if it was the 10th (11th?) Doctor as played by David Tennant, I’d probably go for it. Probably. Totally.

So then we also get the story of Chief and Marian’s past lives, and then Marian has to decide if she can love the whale-shifter she apparently loved 100 years ago and have his baby.

So this book is a whole lot of shifter-reincarnation-time-travel-penis crazy sauce thrown into 72 pages.

Now, I gave this book a C – because it’s completely batshit insane, but it’s not a bad book. It creates a mythology and sticks to it. I thought it was waaay too much shifter-past-life-time-travel to shove into a short book though. It was almost overwhelming how quickly things moved and how fast Marian (and the reader) had to process. I thought there was enough substance there for a book twice this length.

I also didn’t think we got a good feel for Chief. He shows up as a mysterious handsome stranger in both Marian’s life and in the flashback scenes where she is Mary Katherine. She’s inexplicably drawn to him in both lives, but aside from being hot and mysterious, I didn’t get any sense of why these two people would fall in love aside other than some supernatural connection. There was a lack of depth on Chief’s part that left this story less fulfilling that it could have been.

I personally couldn’t deal with all the waxing poetic about the whale-salt-smell and penis majesty, but I’m not into shifters or cetaceans, so I didn’t expect to be. I did appreciate and revel in the absolute batshit crazysauce that was slathered all over this baby, though.

Now, I was bummed to see that there’s a sequel to this book The Orca King II where Chief falls for a dude named Devon because aren’t Chief and Marian soul mates? I just read about salty orca penises because you told me they were soul mates! In fairness I haven’t read The Orca King II so maybe it’s explained.

But I will not read The Orca King II because the summary on Amazon includes a warning about “Orca whale and sea serpent sex play.” No thanks. I draw the line at a time-travel-penis.

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Funny as this review was, I’m just not into shapeshifting, so I probably won’t be reading that book.  Can’t imagine anyone wanting a shapeshifter when there are real guys like this floating around out there.

MysticCowboy

This is a book I bought mostly because of the picture on the cover.  It also got great reviews.  I’m about 1/3 of the way through reading it – I will let you know.  But, I can’t seem to find out who this model is.  I think it looks a lot like Umid Yeldashev, or possibly Leon Garcia.  It’s supposed to be a stock photo, and has been used on several book covers.  Does anyone out there know who this model is?  Anybody?  Let me know….

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Cyber Surfing

OK…just a few interesting pictures I found while cyber-surfing.

 

She actually found five girls that said yes to the dress.

yes to the dress

 

And…the limousine was not available that day…?

limosine

 

Yeah…that’s what I thought too…

choking hazzard

I found him….can I keep him…?

can I keep him

 

men with abs

OK – TAKE YOUR PICK

Angel Macho – those are abs…damn those are abs…

Angel Macho

 

Stuart Reardon

Stuart Reardon

 

Frederico Calvano

Frederico Calvano

 

Gary Taylor

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American Heros

Being as it’s almost the Fourth of July, let’s be patriotic and honor our men in uniform.  I can’t help it if these particular men also happen to be very hunkalicious and absolutely drool worthy.

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Colin Wayne – model, Army veteran

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Colin Wayne

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Andrew Mclaren – model, actor, Marine veteran

andrew Mclaren

Garrett Bracken – model, athlete, Navy corpsman veteran

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Brad Ivanchan – model, Marine veteran

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Alex Minsky – model, Marine veteran

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Kyle Clarke – model, actor, athlete, Army veteran

Kyle Clarke

Kyle Clarke

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Chris Van Etten – model, Marine veteran

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J R Martinez – actor, author, motivational speaker, Army veteran

JR Martinez

Noah Galloway – model, extreme athlete, Army veteran

Noah Galloway

Evan Morgan – musician, Marine veteran

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Evan Morgan

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Every one of the men pictured here are veterans, some of them wounded in action.  They have all persevered and overcome.

Thanks for your Service.  Thanks for your Sacrifice.