Oh What to Write…

I am just at a loss again as to what I should blog about.  I mean how many pictures of half naked men can you look at?  Well, OK.  A lot.

Stuart Reardon

 

 

 

Stuart Reardon

 

 

 

 

And how many stupid pictures can one post?  All right, there’s a lot of those too.

gramma in grocery cart

 

Because Gramma left her walker at home.  Just how did she get in there anyway…?

 

 

 

And pictures of cute animals?  Yeah, plenty of those…

cute cat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course we could combine cute animal pictures with stupid pictures.

Then we would get this…

strech pants

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

spandex

 

 

 

Please try to remember:  Spandex is a privilege not a right…

 

 

 

Or I could go for some humor.

taliban-cell phone

 

Yeah I don’t get it either.  For what I pay for my c-phone, I should be able to receive calls from the space station.

 

 

Or I could impart some sage advice…

don't believe internet

 

Actually, I always thought Benjamin Franklin said that.

 

 

OK.  Maybe I should just stick with the half naked guys.

David Gandy

 

 

David Gandy

 

 

 

 

jase dean - 1

 

 

 

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Jase Dean

 

 

Or…the all naked guys.

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Bobby Creighton

 

 

 

For you Little Miss M….you know who you are…

 

Matus Valent

 

 

Matus Valent

 

 

 

 

I just can’t believe ya’ll don’t have any comments.  At least give me an idea to blog about.  How about let’s all be friends on Facebook.  www.facebook.com/katie.morningstar.71

Robbie Gambrell – Where Are You?

Time for another incredible, droolable, hunkalicious man…

Robbie Gambrell - 3

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is Robbie Gambrell.  Though I love, love, love men with long hair, I don’t usually like dreads.  But in his case, I’ll make an exception.

Robbie - suit porn

 

 

Ahhh, suitporn…

 

 

 

 

Thirty one year old Robbie Gambrell had been working construction for almost ten years in Apollo Beach, Florida when he was signed by Benz Mondiale in February 2011.  He then had his first test shoot in St. Petersburg, Florida with Susan Jeffers.  Since then he has done a commercial for Elle Fashion, a couture spread in Portafolio Fashion Magazine, and starred in a music video with Sheena Brooks (Drank My Way to Jesus).

Robbie became an only child at 15 when his older sister Heather passed away.  He has a six paragraph poem that was written for her tattooed on his back.  He says it is his most meaningful tattoo. 

Robbie Gambrell - 6

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At six foot, two inches and 190 pounds, Robbie stays in shape by playing basketball four days a week and beach volleyball two days a week.  It’s not only his workout routine, but the way he hangs out with his friends and has fun.  He also hits the gym every day after work.

Robbie Gambrell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Robbie Gambrell -4This is the only recent photo I could find of Robbie.  With his new tattoos commemorating the birth of his daughter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Robbie is on Model Mayhem:  http://www.modelmayhem.com/2170828

And he has a Facebook page:  www.facebook.com/robbiegambrell   though he doesn’t post very often on it.

 

Love, love, love this picture…don’t know why…just do…

Robbie Gambrell - 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Robbie also has a Youtube video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRso9df4R6A#! He’s singing and pretty good at it, too.

Can’t find any recent pictures of Robbie modeling.  Hope he hasn’t quit…So I’m leaving you with these two beautiful shots…

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Oh my…those eyes…

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What do you think of Robbie?  Leave a comment…follow my blog…friend me on Facebook…

A Brief History of St. Patrick’s Day Stuff

St. Pat's - sign

 

 

 

 

 

Saint Patrick’s Day or the Feast of Saint Patrick (IrishLá Fhéile Pádraig, “the Day of the Festival of Patrick”) is a cultural and religious holiday celebrated annually on 17 March.  St. Patrick is the most commonly-recognized patron saint of Ireland.  He lived (approximately) from. AD 385–461.

Much of what is known about St Patrick comes from the Declaration, which was allegedly written by Patrick himself. He was born in Roman Britain (though occasionally reportedly in Scotland) near the end of the fourth century to a wealthy Roman-British family. His father was a deacon and his grandfather was a priest in the early Christian church. According to the Declaration, at the age of sixteen, Patrick was kidnapped by Irish raiders and taken as a slave to Ireland. He spent six years there working as a shepherd and during this time he “found God”. The Declaration says that God told Patrick to flee to the coast, where a ship would be waiting to take him home. After returning home Patrick went on to become a priest.

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According to tradition, Patrick returned to Ireland to convert the pagan Irish to Christianity. The Declaration says that he spent 30 years preaching in the northern Ireland and converted thousands to Christianity while establishing monasteries, churches, and schools.  Tradition holds that he died on March 17 and was buried at Downpatrick. Over the following centuries, many legends grew up around Patrick and he became Ireland’s foremost saint.

Saint Patrick’s Day was made an official Christian feast day in the early seventeenth century and is observed by the Catholic Church, the Church of Ireland, the Eastern Orthodox Church and the Lutheran Church. The day officially commemorates Saint Patrick and the arrival of Christianity in Ireland.  It has evolved to also celebrate the heritage and culture of the Irish in general. Celebrations generally involve public parades and festivals and the wearing of green attire or shamrocks.

shamrock

 

 

 

 

 

St.  Patrick is said to have used the shamrock, a three-leaved plant, to explain the Holy Trinity to the Irish. This story first appears in writing in 1726, though it may be older.

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Love me some shamrocks…

 

In America, St. Patrick’s Day was first publicly celebrated in Boston in 1737 where a large population of Irish immigrants resided. Nearly 200 years later, the first St. Patrick’s Day parade in the Irish Free State was held in Dublin in 1931. During the mid 1990’s, the Irish government also began a campaign to promote tourism in Ireland on March 17th.  While many Catholics still quietly celebrate this day of religious observance by going to mass, St. Patrick’s Day slowly evolved to become a celebration of Irish heritage.

Fun Facts

Lenten restrictions on drinking alcohol are lifted for the day, which has encouraged and propagated the holiday’s tradition of alcohol consumption.

green beer

 

 

 

Because nothing says I’m Irish like drinking green beer even though I gave it up for Lent…

 

 

There are more Irish people living in the U.S. than in Ireland.  The population of Ireland is roughly 4.2 million, but there are an estimated 34 million Americans with Irish ancestry.

 The official color of St. Patrick is actually blue.  Several artworks of St. Patrick show him wearing blue vestments. Blue was also commonly used on flags and coats-of-arms to represent Ireland.  Green came into the picture much later, probably as a symbol of the greenness of the “Emerald Isle.”

Leprechauns were first mentioned in the 8th century.  Belief in leprechauns, a term that comes from the Irish word meaning “small-bodied fellow,” probably originated in the Celtic belief in fairies.  Celtic folktales tell stories of tiny men and women with magical powers who were known for their trickery.

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He looks like a Leprechaun to me…

 

 

 St. Patrick didn’t rid Ireland of snakes.  One legend often associated with St. Patrick is that he drove the snakes out of Ireland during one of his sermons, driving the serpents into the sea.  But snakes are not actually found in post-glacial Ireland because of the country’s geographical position.

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Oops.  Maybe this is the Leprechaun…

 

 

The real St. Patrick wasn’t Irish (gasp!)  Contrary to everything your intuition has taught you, St. Patrick was actually English. He was born in Britain around 385 A.D.

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This is NOT a Leprechaun…

 

 

How do you celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?  Leave a comment, follow my blog, friend me on Facebook…

Just Random Stupidity and Totally Useless Things

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Just Random Stupidity and Totally Useless Things…

shower notes

 

 

 

Really?  Who writes notes to themselves in the shower?

 

 

scissors holster

 

 

 

 

 

Because you never know when you will have to give someone an emergency haircut…

 

swimming pool

 

 

 

A roof, water, electric…let me guess.  Because friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone…

 

 

dog in sweats

 

 

 

 

You’ll look cute he told me.  And he promised not to put it on Facebook.

 

 

hairy shoes

 

Hey.  Let’s go out and leave some Bigfoot tracks around the neighbor’s backyard.

 

 

crowd

 

 

 

Kind of makes it hard to blend into a crowd…

 

 

angry uterus microwave hearing pad

 

 

The Angry Uterus Microwavable Heating Pad.  Awh, come on people…And why would the Uterus be angry?

 

 

sex light

 

 

 

Seriously?  Somebody actually thought this up?  And thought it was a necessary item?

 

 

neighbor kid

 

 

 

 

No.  But we have this neighbor kid that I am sure has a future involving a freezer full of spare body parts.

 

 

 

And of course, no Blog would be complete without a few pictures of very droolable guys…

banana

 

 

 

 

 

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?  Oh wait.  You don’t have a pocket.

cowboy

 

 

 

 

 

A Cowboy AND a belly tattoo.  Swoon…

big hose

 

 

 

Yeah.  I’ll just bet he does…

 

Another Hunky Hero

OK people.  I missed my blog last Thursday.  I had to go out of town for a week.  I told myself I could write/post the blog form where I was staying.  I’ve been here three days and I’m either so busy or so tired I just didn’t get to it.

I’m having a hard time coming up with anything to write about…so I guess I will just have to post some pictures.

This is Andrew McLaren.  A before picture…when he was just a Marine.  Yeah right.  Nobody is just a Marine.

andrew uniform

 

 

 

Andrew was born in Staten Island on July 24, 1980.  He was fast becoming a successful model and actor when he put his career on hold to join the Marine Corps.  He soon became part of a new military group called the Anti-Terrorism Battalion in Iraq.  After years of extended service, he received an honorable discharge as

He was hired as a cop in New York, but then had the opportunity to try out for Blackwater and was accepted.  Andrew ended up going to Baghdad guarding President Bush, John McCain, John Edwards and John Kerry.  He participated in dozens of clandestine missions for the U.S Government.

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Andrew came home to his two young sons and a wife who had left him.  He decided to pursue acting and modeling again and was cast the film Battle for Haditha in the 2007.  That film stared former Marines in leading roles, and is a reconstruction of two days in November 2005 when American Marines took revenge on the civilian population of an Iraqi town after the death of a comrade in a roadside bomb incident.

Andrew went on to co-host the Discovery Channel’s series Weaponizers.  Then in August 2012, he appeared as an operative on Stars Earn Stripes were former and current military and law enforcement members are paired with celebrities to coach them through missions that are inspired by real military exercises. The competitors play to earn cash for a military, veterans or service related charity of their choice.

Andrew says, “I hope to use my notoriety to help people that are less fortunate than me.”  With that he is soon releasing the biographical book “American Mercenary,” about his time working for Blackwater USA.  One hundred percent of the proceeds go to the families of his friends killed in action.

Andrew Mclaren

 

 

 

 

 

 

Andrew has a Facebook page  https://www.facebook.com/andrew.mclaren1

and is on Model Mayhem  http://www.modelmayhem.com/1442887

And suit porn…oh yeah…

suit porn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love a man with a shoulder holster.

 

And Little Miss M – you know who you are Stephanie…

birthday card

 

 

 

 

 

This is for you…

bathtub

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Roses, a bubble bath, and a hunkalicious guy…oh my…

Happy Birthday

happy birthday

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think you don’t have anything to say?  Of course you do.  Leave a message.  Thanks.

 

Erotica…What it is…What it isn’t…

Erotica…What it is…What it isn’t…

This is what Wikipedia says about Erotica…

Erotica (from the Greek ἔρως, eros “desire”) is any artistic work that deals substantively with erotically stimulating or sexually arousing subject matter. All forms of art may depict erotic content, including paintingsculpturephotographydramafilmmusic or literature. Erotica has high-art aspirations, differentiating it from commercial pornography

Erotica and Pornography – Distinction is often made between erotica and pornography, although some viewers may not distinguish between them. A key distinction, some have argued, is that pornography’s objective is the graphic depiction of sexually explicit scenes.

But I’ll just talk about books here.  Erotic is everywhere these days.  And if it has high-art aspirations…I’m not seeing it.  Just because there is some semblance of a story line doesn’t mean it’s high-art and not porn.  After all, Fifty Shades of Grey was called Mommy-Porn.  And you can read about sexual encounters with were-animals, shapeshifters, vampires, all kinds of aliens, dinosaurs, and even…yes…wait for it…that’s right…Bigfoot. It’s all called monster-porn.

There is an author, Virginia Wade, that was making $30,000…yes, that’s thirty thousand dollars…a month with her series on human women and Bigfoot.  Shesh.  Her dad edits all her books for her, too.  ACKWARD.   And why does she write Bigfoot Erotica?  Aren’t you glad you asked?  Aren’t you even happier I know the answer to that question?  She began writing Bigfoot smut “after getting annoyed with how boring the erotica community had become.”  I’m sure the thirty thou a month didn’t hurt either.  However, it now seems that Amazon is clamping down on books about sex with cryptids.  Go figure.

http://jezebel.com/meet-the-woman-behind-all-of-your-favorite-bigfoot-erot-1508184453#

I know I don’t want to read about kinky threesomes between a human woman and two shapeshifting cowboys, one a wolf and the other a black panther.  I don’t care how many different positions they can get themselves into.   I don’t want to read about these encounters on every other page either.  And I really don’t want to read about the cowboys starting to shift while they are doing the funky chicken.  Really.

Basically it’s the graphically descriptive, purple prose sex scenes that drive the story in Erotica.  Really?  Whatever happened to the plot driving the story?  Whatever happened to character development?  Like in Romance.  You know.  Good old fashioned, in Love, Romance.  Defined thusly:

Romance usually refers to romantic love, i.e., love emphasizing emotion over libido.

And then there’s this, By Elyse from Smart Bitches Trashy Books

“The best sex, at least in romance novels, is often infused with emotion, whether it’s angst or joy, and it shows the characters in a meaningful way. When it’s also hot and reflects the average person’s sexual experience without resorting to purple prose? That’s golden.”

So there you have it.  Erotica – It’s porn with a story line.  Romance – It’s a love story.

I’ll stick with the love stories and why not when there are guys like this to look at…

Joshua Gawrysiak

 

 

 

 

Joshua Gawysiak

 

  

jase dean

 

 

 

 

Jase Dean

 

 

 

Mads Kolkin Sarastuen

 

 

Mads Kolkin Saratuen

 

 

 

 

Bobby Creighton

 

 

Bobby Creighton

 

 

What do you think?  Would you rather fantasize about these guys…or Bigfoot.  Leave a comment.  I want your opinion.  Thanks.