Bad Decisions

Why would you want to advertise this?

bad decisions

Yeah…this was a really bad investment opportunity.

DVD rewinder

“Oh my.  It looked way different in the showroom than it does hanging over my dining table.”

chandalier

Feeling a little awkward when my mother calls.

phone

Here’s another bad decision.  This is a six pack…

six pack - 1

 

However, words have different meanings.  This is also a six pack.  Boy Howdy…

cowboy sixpack

And this is a six pack.  I’ll take one of each please…

one of each

Clearly a good decision.

shower

OK.  Time to like the post, follow my blog, and friend me on Facebook.

Food Porn

Food porn is described by Wikipedia thusly:

Food porn is a glamorized spectacular visual presentation of cooking or eating in advertisements, infomercials, cooking shows or other visual media of foods boasting a high fat and calorie content or exotic dishes that arouse a desire to eat or the glorification of food as a substitute for sex.  Food porn often takes the form of food photography and styling that presents food provocatively.

The term has been around for a while.  It appears in the 1984 book Female Desire (page 103) by the feminist critic Rosalind Coward.

Food porn is also defined as… “the glamorization of the visual presentation of food.  The word ‘porn’ is only meant to represent the feeling of desire for the food in the image.  The trend first started with the viral photos and videos of dramatic, over indulgent food demonstrations.” www.theblogstudio.com/2013/08/a-new-kind-of-foodporn/

I once watched an HBO show about sensual foods.  One woman said that she could have an orgasm just eating chocolate covered cherries.  My first thought “I’m not eating those right…”

My kind of food porn….

cupcake

My kind of food porn breakfast…

breakfast

Here’s a couple of sites for you to check out if this is your kind of food  porn.

www.facebook.com/EpicFoodPorn

https://twitter.com/FoodPorn

 

Uh…not food porn.  Maybe food art.  Maybe just someone with too much time on their hands.

Arranged Vegetables Creating a Face

 

Then there are these cakes…

Celebration cake specialists

female torso

And they come with or without clothing.  And they come in individual body parts as well.  No not ears, noses, fingers, or toes.  Very graphic intimate body parts.  I’m not going to put one of those here,   you can look that up yourself by Googling things like ‘cakes that look like torsos’ or ‘erotic cakes’.  If you don’t want to bake it yourself, there is even a business that will supply such cakes for you https://www.exoticcakes.com/

 

OK…this is getting closer to my idea of real food porn…

food porn - 1

 

And then there’s this…always did love carrots.

carrots

 

Is that banana organic?

banana

So…time to make comment, like my page, and friend me on Facebook.

 

The Eyes Have It

The Eyes Have It

eyes-window quote

There is an old English proverb that states, ‘the eyes are the window to the soul.’ This saying stems from a passage in the Bible, Matthew 6:22-23. A form of this quote has been traced back to Cicero who lived from the year 106 B.C. until 43 B.C. Many different poets have used this proverb including William Shakespeare. It is basically stating that by looking deeply into a person’s eyes, you can tell who they truly are on the inside.

Matthew 6:22. The eye is the lamp of the body; so then if your eye is clear, your whole body will be full of light.

So, here are a few eyes for you to look into…

Eyes-3

Don’t know who this guy is, but he has wonderful eyes.

 

Mark Haldor

Mark Haldor

 

Tom Abihdana

Tom Abihdana. Beautiful eyes and long hair. Who could ask for anything more?

 

Gabriel Reif-1

Gabriel Reif

 

Kenney McAllisster -eyes

Kenny McAllister.  Love the color of those eyes.

 

Joseph Mikas

Joseph Mikas

 

Native American - 1

Don’t know his name either. But incredible eyes.

 

John EatonJohn Eaton

OK…you knew the nearly naked picture was coming, right?

 

naked

Forget the eyes…just look at the naked guy.

Need I say more?

Yes I can say more. How about this? Like my blog. Leave a comment. Friend me on Facebook. Have a great week.