Stupid Romance Novel Covers – Probably the reason mainstream literature doesn’t take Romance seriously.
OMG – my biceps won’t fit in the truck…
Because nothing says I’m a cowboy like a long wavy mullet and a tank top…
She’s just one little tug from a major wardrobe malfunction.
That’s what I’d be doin’…having an orgasm while the ship goes down.
OK. She has long, wavy, flowing hair. He has long, wavy, flowing hair. She’s wearing a skirt. He’s wearing a skirt. She has breasts. He has man boobs. Something wrong with this picture…
Really? I just don’t have words for this. Amish. Vampires. In Space. WTF.
Probably the most famous Oops in Romance novel covers. The lady with three hands.
I was so hoping that this one was a joke. But no. Really. Google it on Amazon. You can download it onto your Kindle for $2.99.
And just because I think he should be on lots of Romance covers. My favorite – Tanji.