Some Random Stupid Things

Totally Useless

I was recently given a small white, unscented candle as a party favor.  Uh?  It has no color – it’s not even pretty.  It doesn’t give off enough light to be any good for anything, and it has no aroma.  It is, in fact, a totally useless item.


An ant farm for your wrist.  I don’t think it’s really a farm.  There is no dirt or even food for the ants to move around and farm.  All you can do is watch the ants walk around.  Until they die…from lack of dirt, food, liquid, air…  It’s totally useless.

ant farm


They had to make a sign to say there is no sign?  Totally useless.

sign not in use


Boneless bananas?  I never knew there was another option.  Where can I buy bananas with the bone still in them?

boneless bananas

What’s the point?  Get a cheeseburger on the way in to your Weight Watchers meeting, and a sub sandwich on the way out…

weight watchers


Now this is just way too cool…old bikers don’t give up…they just get one of these…

motorcyle wheelchair


And remember all the six packs I’ve been posting?  Here are some eight packs…enjoy.

8 pack


8 pack-2


8 pack - 3

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Oh, Yeah.  Remember – October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

pink ribbon



Food Porn

Food porn is described by Wikipedia thusly:

Food porn is a glamorized spectacular visual presentation of cooking or eating in advertisements, infomercials, cooking shows or other visual media of foods boasting a high fat and calorie content or exotic dishes that arouse a desire to eat or the glorification of food as a substitute for sex.  Food porn often takes the form of food photography and styling that presents food provocatively.

The term has been around for a while.  It appears in the 1984 book Female Desire (page 103) by the feminist critic Rosalind Coward.

Food porn is also defined as… “the glamorization of the visual presentation of food.  The word ‘porn’ is only meant to represent the feeling of desire for the food in the image.  The trend first started with the viral photos and videos of dramatic, over indulgent food demonstrations.”

I once watched an HBO show about sensual foods.  One woman said that she could have an orgasm just eating chocolate covered cherries.  My first thought “I’m not eating those right…”

My kind of food porn….


My kind of food porn breakfast…


Here’s a couple of sites for you to check out if this is your kind of food  porn.


Uh…not food porn.  Maybe food art.  Maybe just someone with too much time on their hands.

Arranged Vegetables Creating a Face


Then there are these cakes…

Celebration cake specialists

female torso

And they come with or without clothing.  And they come in individual body parts as well.  No not ears, noses, fingers, or toes.  Very graphic intimate body parts.  I’m not going to put one of those here,   you can look that up yourself by Googling things like ‘cakes that look like torsos’ or ‘erotic cakes’.  If you don’t want to bake it yourself, there is even a business that will supply such cakes for you


OK…this is getting closer to my idea of real food porn…

food porn - 1


And then there’s this…always did love carrots.



Is that banana organic?


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Just Random Stupidity and Totally Useless Things

warning label






Just Random Stupidity and Totally Useless Things…

shower notes




Really?  Who writes notes to themselves in the shower?



scissors holster






Because you never know when you will have to give someone an emergency haircut…


swimming pool




A roof, water, electric…let me guess.  Because friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone…



dog in sweats





You’ll look cute he told me.  And he promised not to put it on Facebook.



hairy shoes


Hey.  Let’s go out and leave some Bigfoot tracks around the neighbor’s backyard.







Kind of makes it hard to blend into a crowd…



angry uterus microwave hearing pad



The Angry Uterus Microwavable Heating Pad.  Awh, come on people…And why would the Uterus be angry?



sex light




Seriously?  Somebody actually thought this up?  And thought it was a necessary item?



neighbor kid





No.  But we have this neighbor kid that I am sure has a future involving a freezer full of spare body parts.




And of course, no Blog would be complete without a few pictures of very droolable guys…







Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?  Oh wait.  You don’t have a pocket.







A Cowboy AND a belly tattoo.  Swoon…

big hose




Yeah.  I’ll just bet he does…