Some Random Stupid Things

Totally Useless

I was recently given a small white, unscented candle as a party favor.  Uh?  It has no color – it’s not even pretty.  It doesn’t give off enough light to be any good for anything, and it has no aroma.  It is, in fact, a totally useless item.

candle

An ant farm for your wrist.  I don’t think it’s really a farm.  There is no dirt or even food for the ants to move around and farm.  All you can do is watch the ants walk around.  Until they die…from lack of dirt, food, liquid, air…  It’s totally useless.

ant farm

 

They had to make a sign to say there is no sign?  Totally useless.

sign not in use

 

Boneless bananas?  I never knew there was another option.  Where can I buy bananas with the bone still in them?

boneless bananas

What’s the point?  Get a cheeseburger on the way in to your Weight Watchers meeting, and a sub sandwich on the way out…

weight watchers

 

Now this is just way too cool…old bikers don’t give up…they just get one of these…

motorcyle wheelchair

 

And remember all the six packs I’ve been posting?  Here are some eight packs…enjoy.

8 pack

 

8 pack-2

 

8 pack - 3

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pink ribbon

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Bad Decisions

Why would you want to advertise this?

bad decisions

Yeah…this was a really bad investment opportunity.

DVD rewinder

“Oh my.  It looked way different in the showroom than it does hanging over my dining table.”

chandalier

Feeling a little awkward when my mother calls.

phone

Here’s another bad decision.  This is a six pack…

six pack - 1

 

However, words have different meanings.  This is also a six pack.  Boy Howdy…

cowboy sixpack

And this is a six pack.  I’ll take one of each please…

one of each

Clearly a good decision.

shower

OK.  Time to like the post, follow my blog, and friend me on Facebook.

Just Random Stupidity and Totally Useless Things

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Just Random Stupidity and Totally Useless Things…

shower notes

 

 

 

Really?  Who writes notes to themselves in the shower?

 

 

scissors holster

 

 

 

 

 

Because you never know when you will have to give someone an emergency haircut…

 

swimming pool

 

 

 

A roof, water, electric…let me guess.  Because friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone…

 

 

dog in sweats

 

 

 

 

You’ll look cute he told me.  And he promised not to put it on Facebook.

 

 

hairy shoes

 

Hey.  Let’s go out and leave some Bigfoot tracks around the neighbor’s backyard.

 

 

crowd

 

 

 

Kind of makes it hard to blend into a crowd…

 

 

angry uterus microwave hearing pad

 

 

The Angry Uterus Microwavable Heating Pad.  Awh, come on people…And why would the Uterus be angry?

 

 

sex light

 

 

 

Seriously?  Somebody actually thought this up?  And thought it was a necessary item?

 

 

neighbor kid

 

 

 

 

No.  But we have this neighbor kid that I am sure has a future involving a freezer full of spare body parts.

 

 

 

And of course, no Blog would be complete without a few pictures of very droolable guys…

banana

 

 

 

 

 

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?  Oh wait.  You don’t have a pocket.

cowboy

 

 

 

 

 

A Cowboy AND a belly tattoo.  Swoon…

big hose

 

 

 

Yeah.  I’ll just bet he does…

 

Belly Tattoos

I have been seeing more pictures of hunkalicious guys with great belly tattoos.  I’m not sure why – but I just love them. Uh, love the pictures, love the belly tattoos…love, love, love… belly tattoo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t know who either of these guys are, but I drool anyway.

belly tattoo-2 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK – what’s with these tats?  I love these, especially the one around his belly button.  This is Alejandro Corzo and there are tons of pictures of him if you Google his name.  I could only find one other picture of him (on his Facebook page) with these tattoos.  I hope this is a recent picture and they aren’t fake.  Anyhoo – he is a Spanish model and actor.  He has a website, is on twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and can be seen at Model Management.  Check him out. belly tattoo-3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK – I don’t love ALL the belly tattoos.belly tattoo-4 

 

 

What’s he going to do?  Shoot it off?

 

 

 

 Sigh…and He’s a Cowboy, too. belly tattoo-5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And my favorite belly tattoo…and one of my favorite guys…Umid. Umid -belly tattoo

Stupid Romance Novel Covers

Stupid Romance Novel Covers – Probably the reason mainstream literature doesn’t take Romance seriously.

stupid cover-bicepts

 

 

 

 

OMG – my biceps won’t fit in the truck…

 

 

 

 

 

Because nothing says I’m a cowboy like a long wavy mullet and a tank top… stupid cover-cowboy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She’s just one little tug from a major wardrobe malfunction. waredrobe malfunction

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That’s what I’d be doin’…having an orgasm while the ship goes down. woredrobe malfunction - 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK.  She has long, wavy, flowing hair.  He has long, wavy, flowing hair.  She’s wearing a skirt.  He’s wearing a skirt.  She has breasts.  He has man boobs.  Something wrong with this picture… kilt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Really?  I just don’t have words for this.  Amish.  Vampires.  In Space.  WTF. Amish

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Probably the most famous Oops in Romance novel covers.  The lady with three hands. 3 hands

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was so hoping that this one was a joke.  But no.  Really.  Google it on Amazon.  You can download it onto your Kindle for $2.99. mushroom

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And just because I think he should be on lots of Romance covers.  My favorite – Tanji. Tanji

Random Thursday…

Random –

1. Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective: random people.

rockstar-cowboy-biker

In a Romance novel – this could so happen.

 

 

 

 

 

2. lacking any definite plan or prearranged order; haphazard: a random selection.

hunk on beach

I just randomly love this picture of a delectablelicious guy on the beach.

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. occurring or done without definite aim, reason, or pattern: random examples.

half naked

 

 

 

Just a random example of things I love.

 

 

 

 

4. (of a person) unknown: some random guy waiting for a bus.

Milk

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t drink milk often…but when I do…I like to lick it off a random hot guy.

 

 

Not so random…but I chose it anyway.

Jase Dean

jase dean

 

 

 

 

Don’t  ya just love being patriotic…

Tattoos – Part 2

Tattoos – Part 2

Now, here are some Great Tattoos…and one not so Great Tattoo.

Actually, this is the Not So Great Tattoo.  WTF.  Somebody tell me this isn’t a real tattoo.  Really, look closely at the picture.  I’m not even sure this is a real guy.  And that’s OK with me too.

superman 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This tattoo, however, can be a s real as it wants.  It’s one of the Really Great Tattoos. Along with the realy great abs…

coeboytattoo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now THIS is a really, really spectacular tattoo… gary - 4 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And here’s the front side of that tattoo and that guy…

Gary taylor - tattoo 

 

 

 

This is Gary Taylor, a fitness model.  He is described on his facebook page as “father, friend, model, personal trainer, your inspriation.”  Gary was born in August 1986 and had a very challenging childhood.  He got a scholarship to play sports at Jefferson Davis CC, but was injured the first year and had to quit.  He really wants to be a fireman and a massage therapist, maybe have his own daycare and gym.  Anyone want to work out at his gym and then get a massage from him?  Anyone?  I thought so.  Anyhoo, I guess modeling and looking all hunkalicious is just a sideline for him.  He’s really shot to fame on the fitness modeling scene the last couple of years.  He is raising two daughters on his own, and by all accounts is one of the all around nicest guys on the planet.

 gary - 6

 

 

 

Gary is the cover model and inspiration for the main character Gunner in the romance “Wanted” by Kelly Elliott.

 

 

 With lips like that, he doesn’t even need the abs and tattoos…well…OK…maybe…

gary - lips

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Merry Christmas everyone…

gary - santa