Let’s All Get Naked

Have you noticed a lot more nudity on television lately?  Either they are showing more, or I’m just watching more TV.

Gigolos started on Showtime in April 2011 and has just been booked for its sixth season.  Even though it’s alleged that the sex is simulated, at least you had to subscribe to Showtime, so hopefully you knew what you were getting.

Gigolos

Then there is Boardwalk Empire.  I thought it was a soft porn movie when I first walked in on an episode.  But again, you have to subscribe to HBO to see that.

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But Hell on Wheels?  That’s on the American Movie Channel…prime time…regular cable…and it has shown some pretty pornish scenes.

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Naked and Afraid.  This show debuted on the Discovery Channel in 2013.  Each episode features two survivalists, a man and a woman, who meet each other for the first time and are sent into the wilderness for 21 days.  They take off all their clothes and are dropped into some remote jungle or mountain or desert area where they must find water, food, shelter, and clothing within the environment.

Really?  I mean, who does that?  Did you know that EVERY insect, spider, and snake in the jungle in poisonous?  How’s that working while you’re walking around naked.  I mean even the local natives are wearing at least little aprons and penis shields.

Now there’s a fashion statement for ya…

penis sheath

Then there is Buying Naked.  In this show on The Learning Channel, a nudist couple wants to buy a home.  “What could go wrong?” asks a Florida real estate agent Jackie Youngblood. “We’re just mixing regular clothed people with some naked people – that’s normal, right?”

buying naked

Just where is that normal?  Not in my neighborhood.  And interestingly, while Ms. Youngblood is herself a nudist, she remains clothed while her clients are naked.  Hmmm?

And finally there is Dating Naked.  This show debuted in July of this year.  A naked male dater and a naked female dater meet and go on dates.  I’m thinking dinner and a movie might be a little challenging.  But hey, there’s always soaking in the hot tub, splashing around in the pool, and frolicking on the deserted sandy beach.

dating naked

And during one of these naked frolics, the naked female dater bent over and her naked crotch area was fully exposed for several seconds.  Some editor missed these few seconds and did not blur out her naked crotch area, which she claims is a violation of her contract with the show to not show exposed private parts.  So even though she met the naked male dater while she was naked, and she was walking around naked in front of producers, directors, camera people, and film crew, now that several million people have possibly seen her naked crotch area for a few seconds – if they didn’t blink – she is suing VH1 for ten million dollars.  Yes folks, she is “shocked, horrified and outraged to observe this intrusion into her privacy for all to see,” reads the suit. “Immediately Plaintiff became subject to ridicule by those watching… Plaintiff has suffered and continues to suffer extreme emotional distress, mental anguish, humiliation and embarrassment…”

Oh…and the guy she was dating before the show never called her again.  What?!

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Oops.  Maybe HE didn’t want the whole world seeing her naked crotch area on TV.  Ya think?

But really – do you want to see totally naked people running around?  Isn’t it much more fun to guess what’s under there?

suit porn

I mean…use your imagination…

Jase Dean

OK – maybe not…

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Jase Dean

 

So what do you think?  I know you have something to say, so say it.  Like the page. Friend me on Facebook.  www.facebook.com/katie.morningstar.71

 

 

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Another Hunky Hero

OK people.  I missed my blog last Thursday.  I had to go out of town for a week.  I told myself I could write/post the blog form where I was staying.  I’ve been here three days and I’m either so busy or so tired I just didn’t get to it.

I’m having a hard time coming up with anything to write about…so I guess I will just have to post some pictures.

This is Andrew McLaren.  A before picture…when he was just a Marine.  Yeah right.  Nobody is just a Marine.

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Andrew was born in Staten Island on July 24, 1980.  He was fast becoming a successful model and actor when he put his career on hold to join the Marine Corps.  He soon became part of a new military group called the Anti-Terrorism Battalion in Iraq.  After years of extended service, he received an honorable discharge as

He was hired as a cop in New York, but then had the opportunity to try out for Blackwater and was accepted.  Andrew ended up going to Baghdad guarding President Bush, John McCain, John Edwards and John Kerry.  He participated in dozens of clandestine missions for the U.S Government.

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Andrew came home to his two young sons and a wife who had left him.  He decided to pursue acting and modeling again and was cast the film Battle for Haditha in the 2007.  That film stared former Marines in leading roles, and is a reconstruction of two days in November 2005 when American Marines took revenge on the civilian population of an Iraqi town after the death of a comrade in a roadside bomb incident.

Andrew went on to co-host the Discovery Channel’s series Weaponizers.  Then in August 2012, he appeared as an operative on Stars Earn Stripes were former and current military and law enforcement members are paired with celebrities to coach them through missions that are inspired by real military exercises. The competitors play to earn cash for a military, veterans or service related charity of their choice.

Andrew says, “I hope to use my notoriety to help people that are less fortunate than me.”  With that he is soon releasing the biographical book “American Mercenary,” about his time working for Blackwater USA.  One hundred percent of the proceeds go to the families of his friends killed in action.

Andrew Mclaren

 

 

 

 

 

 

Andrew has a Facebook page  https://www.facebook.com/andrew.mclaren1

and is on Model Mayhem  http://www.modelmayhem.com/1442887

And suit porn…oh yeah…

suit porn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love a man with a shoulder holster.

 

And Little Miss M – you know who you are Stephanie…

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This is for you…

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Roses, a bubble bath, and a hunkalicious guy…oh my…

Happy Birthday

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