Just Random Stupidity and Totally Useless Things

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Just Random Stupidity and Totally Useless Things…

shower notes

 

 

 

Really?  Who writes notes to themselves in the shower?

 

 

scissors holster

 

 

 

 

 

Because you never know when you will have to give someone an emergency haircut…

 

swimming pool

 

 

 

A roof, water, electric…let me guess.  Because friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone…

 

 

dog in sweats

 

 

 

 

You’ll look cute he told me.  And he promised not to put it on Facebook.

 

 

hairy shoes

 

Hey.  Let’s go out and leave some Bigfoot tracks around the neighbor’s backyard.

 

 

crowd

 

 

 

Kind of makes it hard to blend into a crowd…

 

 

angry uterus microwave hearing pad

 

 

The Angry Uterus Microwavable Heating Pad.  Awh, come on people…And why would the Uterus be angry?

 

 

sex light

 

 

 

Seriously?  Somebody actually thought this up?  And thought it was a necessary item?

 

 

neighbor kid

 

 

 

 

No.  But we have this neighbor kid that I am sure has a future involving a freezer full of spare body parts.

 

 

 

And of course, no Blog would be complete without a few pictures of very droolable guys…

banana

 

 

 

 

 

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?  Oh wait.  You don’t have a pocket.

cowboy

 

 

 

 

 

A Cowboy AND a belly tattoo.  Swoon…

big hose

 

 

 

Yeah.  I’ll just bet he does…

 

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