Stupid Romance Novel Covers

Stupid Romance Novel Covers – Probably the reason mainstream literature doesn’t take Romance seriously.

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OMG – my biceps won’t fit in the truck…

 

 

 

 

 

Because nothing says I’m a cowboy like a long wavy mullet and a tank top… stupid cover-cowboy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She’s just one little tug from a major wardrobe malfunction. waredrobe malfunction

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That’s what I’d be doin’…having an orgasm while the ship goes down. woredrobe malfunction - 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK.  She has long, wavy, flowing hair.  He has long, wavy, flowing hair.  She’s wearing a skirt.  He’s wearing a skirt.  She has breasts.  He has man boobs.  Something wrong with this picture… kilt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Really?  I just don’t have words for this.  Amish.  Vampires.  In Space.  WTF. Amish

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Probably the most famous Oops in Romance novel covers.  The lady with three hands. 3 hands

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was so hoping that this one was a joke.  But no.  Really.  Google it on Amazon.  You can download it onto your Kindle for $2.99. mushroom

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And just because I think he should be on lots of Romance covers.  My favorite – Tanji. Tanji

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